Fluent in 3 Languages - Long Sleeve T-Shirt maryland with a thin horizontal line

with a thin horizontal line element beneath it

Large white numeral "1" rendered with multiple concentric outline strokes in a retro varsity style dominates the upper portion

Homer's hunger strike proved losing baseball hurts worse than losing dignity

Circular signs mounted on radiating poles spell out "WONDER" above "BOWL" in a vintage lollipop-sign arrangement

Letting off some steam was never just a quip

Fluent in 3 Languages - Long Sleeve T-Shirt maryland with a thin horizontal lineListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading